ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.
  • jaemo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    13·
    6 days ago

    Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.

    Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.

    You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.

  • EpeeGnome@lemm.eeEnglish
    221·
    7 days ago

    Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    6 days ago

    ICE can go fuck themselves. Y’all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.

  • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    7 days ago

    Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn

    • Hupf@feddit.orgEnglish
      1·
      6 days ago

      Be careful wether immigrants will still be accepted after Feb 23rd.

  • Freefall@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    7 days ago

    Hire contractors? They can just ask, I’ll even link them the bad things I’ve said.

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    9·
    7 days ago

    ICE is precisely the kinda thing the “The Department Of Homeland Security” would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn’t also full of shit.

    Fuck ICE

  • Zink@programming.devEnglish
    5·
    7 days ago

    the agency is soliciting pitches from private companies to monitor threats across the internet — with a special focus on social media.

    We wouldn’t want to be held back by any restrictions placed on actual law enforcement agents, I guess?

    My assumption is they will get taken to the cleaners by some company that will set up an AI monitor that barfs false positives at the agency all day.

  • RubberElectrons@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    7 days ago

    Fuck you ICE, you’re a low quality wack organization filled with scum who couldn’t even make it as regular cops.

    You bring shame to your own mothers.

    • einkorn@feddit.orgEnglish
      63·
      8 days ago

      Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:

      Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.

      When push comes to shove, they won’t give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can’t do that. Just ask anyone who’s been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.

    • palordrolap@fedia.io
      142·
      8 days ago

      They put you somewhere that you have no communication with the outside world. Now what?

        • palordrolap@fedia.io
          61·
          8 days ago

          You haven’t watched or read much dystopian fiction (or fact, as below), have you?

          My mind always goes to that one scene in Roots where, below decks on the slaver ship, the captured slaves-to-be stage a revolt and resolve to swim to the bank of the river the ship is sailing on. They succeed in reaching the top deck, a masterpiece of planning, only to become dazed both by the daylight as well as the fact there was no riverbank in sight.

          Those poor bastards were from inland, had probably never been more than a few miles from their villages. They literally couldn’t conceive of something as large as the Atlantic ocean.

          Likewise you’re failing to conceive all the ways that your plans won’t work. You really think you’ll get to someone’s crotch or eyes? And if you do, that you’ll not be overcome and won’t get that opportunity next time?

          The only hope is a whole heap of incompetence on behalf of the captor. And in that case you will still not win the fight. Run.

          And hope there’s a riverbank nearby or else you’re cooked.