This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
“Last Christmas”
Definitely that one. Since I can select the radio station without taking the hands of the steering wheel, it is “next station” as soon as it starts.
The Twist, by Chubby Checker. Just to see if partnered dancing survives without it
No idea how it’s called but the one that goes like “maya hi,maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha”
I hate that song with a burning passion of thousand suns.
Wow, this is what’s below this post in my feed.
https://slrpnk.net/post/13737444
Also, it’s “Dragostea Din Tei” by O-Zone and you better not erase it.
At first, I was going to pass on destroying music, but then I remembered the anger I feel any time I have to see Peter Pan because, in part, the fucking racist shit that is What Makes the Red Man Red. Maybe I could work out a deal to erase the entire movie…
Before anyone attempts to defend it with, “it was a product of the times”, know that the play Peter Pan is based on was considered shockingly racist at the time and Disney’s solution to that was to double down on the racism so that nobody would take it seriously.
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith
The “oh no oh no” high pitched “song” from TikTok that plays from my mom’s phone when I’m about to sleep
Ask her to use headphones?
Title and all? I would pick . If anyone disagrees, you’re lying.
Happy birthday song.
Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈
- Feliz Navidad
- Bad Day (Daniel Powter)
That boy George song. Abba, maybe. Awful.
I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.
The logical search goes …Mexico. accordion music. Then you pick from there. Specially the ones about the drug lords would be better removed.
But if we could go back in time and find whoever brought accordions over the puddle…you sonobabich. You think you had a good life since you’re already gone, but one day we’ll go back to fix the leaks on your boat.
It’s a toss up between accordions and trumpets. One of them is gonna go titan or titanic first thing if I get to travel back in time.
My friend, the trumpet, well played, is one of the finest and most expressive instruments to ever grace earkind, how could you feel this way? Can deliver ~every possible emotion, a range of volume starting at “drunken disappointed groan” and reaching “holy shit ouch stop”, only got a few little twiddly bits, fits in your hand. Shiny.
Defend your position!
Maybe the COPS theme song, cuz I think it did a lot to popularize the show and that was some mega-potent copaganda that did long-term damage.
Maybe Horst-Wessel-Lied, for similar reasons.
Santa Baby. Frickin’ hate that song…
The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.