Conservatives:
What is this woke mind virus? Up to yesterday I thought I was a man, then boom, I read something on social media and now I’m worried that I might identify as having no plans to purchase a new vehicle! My wife is still sleeping but I don’t know how she’s going to react if I share these feelings with her.
Hey, I just realised that there’s already a word for mind virus, and it is MEME!
I’d better confiscate my kid’s phones immediately. Man, they’re going to be pissed. I mean, person who has no plans to purchase a vehicle, they’re going to be pissed. Wait, THEY have no plans to purchase a vehicle! Neither does my wife! My whole family! I’d better vote for the most insane right winger who promises to ban the Internet!
Happy pride month 🥰🏳️🌈🚗
What about AIHNPtPaNVaB (Assigned I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle at birth)?
This is what conservatives were warning us about.
Listen to me, republicans, listen. You are the people in history they warned us about. They warned us about people like you. Pay attention. We’re losing our democracy. Wake up.
Uniqlo knows that there are 4 genders:
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How about Your Car’s Extended Warranty?
I think I’ll choose “I have no plans to purchase from you specifically”
So this is how I find out that I’m a gender / sexual minority. Life is just full of surprises.
My gender is car, but sometimes I identify as robot.
Autobot or Decepticon?
The answer will always be “Autobot” if we assume the Decepticons will try to decieve you
Autobots roll out!
I miss elfpack and being able to set your gender to purple tentacle monster.
Huh?
I’m not scared of you. I bought a new van today.
