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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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  • LostXOR@fedia.io
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    If the small amount of magnesium in soap can do that, just imagine what sprinkling magnesium powder all over your bed could do!

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      i’ve replaced my mattress with a solid block of magnesium. It’s cool in the summer.

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        Just… Wear a diaper…

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          and don’t sweat.

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      Better spray some water on your bed after the magnesium, you know to help it soak in.

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      Your bed change to a beach cos you’re so relax 😎

      Travel agencies hate this one trick

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      Or drinking it.

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      It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

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        And if you huff a fat line of the mag, it’ll reverse any drug damage to your body!

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      It would probably make you a lot less itchy than a bar of soap, too.

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