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    • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
      14·
      3 days ago

      Congrats slave employee! In celebration of record profits pizza will be available in the break room, while supplies last.

      Thanks for all your hard work!

      P. S. Wages are still frozen.

      P. P. S. Executives will still receive their exorbitant bonuses, raises, and golden parachutes.

        • pezhore@infosec.pub
          1·
          3 days ago

          P. P. P. P. S. A portion of your paycheck is going to be garnished to pay for the pizza, the “supplementals” including paper plates and napkins, and little garlic dipping sauces will be provided at a minimal markup for cash or klarna.

  • ordinarylove@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    131·
    3 days ago

    “the worst economy you will ever see in your mortal life is bad”

    oh thanks NYT thanks for taking a break from TERF propaganda to tell me that