"Ensign Kim, we hope you are readjusting well to life on Earth. We have been reviewing the reports and are finding you quite the accomplished Ensign, you were instrumental to the survival of voyager and her crew, even taking on captain duties at times. You were basically 6th or 7th in command right after the doctor. We feel continuing to call you Ensign Kim would be a disservice to all you have achieved in the past 7 years aboard Voyager.
Congratulations Super-Ensign Kim. You are dismissed."
Kim: I literally saved the ship and everyone inside on multiple occasions, literally rewrote history, and I’m still an Ensign.
Paris:I haven’t gotten anyone seriously maimed or disobeyed huge important orders in awhile, so they promoted me.
Paris: also I have a commemorative plate made of me
Well, even Kim has a plate. All the bridge crew from VOY have one!
Oh damn, I must have missed that Boimler had them all
Ngl. The first time I was ever asked to give one of my employees a PIP, I swear I thought they were getting a promotion 🙈
Forever Ensign Harry Kim
Remember:
Promote a Kim,
And the future is grim.Ha-ha, a good joke!
Kim won’t ever improve 😒