While Donald Trump was going about his business on Tuesday, attempting to shut down the “Jeffrey Epstein Hoax” he perpetuated, he inadvertently revived an old conspiracy about himself. A C-SPAN cameraman zoomed in on the president’s hand while he was speaking with reporters before heading to Pittsburg on Tuesday, revealing a weird patch of poorly matched makeup caked on the back of his right hand.
Really? I heard that’s where he normally stores his McDonald’s Filet-o-Fish for easy access. Ever heard of a sandwich holster? Well he’s got one strapped to each calf like no one has ever seen before, on levels that no one has ever heard of before.