We are having a family breakfast and the debate came up. Do you butter the toast before putting on the peanut butter? Or do you just put the peanut butter straight on your toast?

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    the intent is for the butter to hold the jam on

    ???

    butter, famously the stuff used to lubricate fat children who have become stuck in another object

    we don’t use a toxic, heart attack causing substance made with cruelty, violence, and atrocity to make the jam stick. we do it because it’s an addictive substance, and the fat it adds makes things taste good.