[a farmer is talking in front of an angry crowd, pitchforks and all] I use the worst pesticides on my crops, raise animals in cramped conditions, take their babies away for slaughter, and have little respect for the environment
[the same farmer is talking in front of a now happy crowd, hearts and all] I’m a small local independent farmer though
And wash your fingers… it really isn’t an issue with unwashed eggs plus they have the benefit of not needing to be refrigerated.
I’ve really enjoyed getting local unwashed eggs and them getting to be room temperature. Really helps the baked goods, since I never remember to leave my fridge eggs out long enough.