fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down131
arrow-up1263arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square137fedilink
minus-squareHeikki2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·2 days agoIf mine was that big, I’d probably just stare it, too. Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
minus-squareSirSamuel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·2 days agoWhile I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don’t want recommendations based on…whatever that is
minus-squareHeikki2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoHe just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn’t staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck
minus-squaretedd_deireadh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoOh, c’mon! Where’s your sense of adventure?
minus-squareSirSamuel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoIt died when my bones started to creak
minus-squareSirSamuel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoFeels like it sometimes, ngl Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoNot a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼♂️
If mine was that big, I’d probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don’t want recommendations based on…whatever that is
He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn’t staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck
Oh, c’mon! Where’s your sense of adventure?
It died when my bones started to creak
Mr. Glass?
Feels like it sometimes, ngl
Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks
Not a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼♂️
Yeah Tom Segura, yuck