• I am a weirdo and always get things backwards that the rest of the population has no trouble with.

    Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey made no sense when I was a kid because I focused on the bottom of the thing I was spinning instead of the top.

    Same with the stove. Wtf is the “front” burner? I mapped the four burners to the four seats of a car in my head, and I thought the front burner would be the ones farther away from me. 🫨

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      4 hours ago

      I mapped the four burners to the four seats of a car in my head, and I thought the front burner would be the ones farther away from me

      That’s absolutely right, but you forgot to account for the fact that the stove doesn’t face the same way you do, you’re facing it and it is facing you, like a head on car collision