Mog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1321arrow-down13
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minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·1 day agoEverything’s bigger in Texas.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down2·1 day agoExcept their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 day agoI can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoWell, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoYeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
minus-squareazimir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 hours agoWhich is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoWomen can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoThose are banned in texas, too.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours agoThese guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.
Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
Those are banned in texas, too.
These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.