Thank You Lieutenant D.A.R.E.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 23 hours ago

Thank You Lieutenant D.A.R.E.

Sundray@lemmus.org · 22 hours ago

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 hours ago

WESLEY!!!

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · edit-2 11 hours ago

Hey ensign, ever starred in a snuff film with a romulan spy?

turdcollector69@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

I feel like I’m missing some crucial information

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-2 4 hours ago

I think this is combining Star Trek with that part of Airplane where the pilot asks the kid inappropriate questions. “You ever been to a Turkish prison?”

turdcollector69@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

Thanks, now that I get it it’s pretty funny.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

Have you ever seen a full grown naked Vulcan?

latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 hours ago

“Why are you asking me, your mom’s literally a doctor!”

Sundray@lemmus.org · 13 hours ago

True, but Yar has more data to work with…

latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 hours ago

Still, Dr. Crusher arguably does more picardio.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 10 hours ago

someguy3@lemmy.world · edit-2 11 hours ago

You don’t talk to your mom about that.

Or, he’s got the hots.