gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square210fedilinkarrow-up1852arrow-down134
arrow-up1818arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square210fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up131·3 days agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-23 days agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 days agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoWhy are we freezing slap chops…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·3 days agoThe sandwich: 🌭
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 days agoThat’s a taco.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 days agoTacos are a flatbread sandwich.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 days agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoCube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
minus-squareJayJay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoBoth? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 days agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoHow many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoTwo and it’s been cut on both already.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Well yeah, time exists.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
Based!!