Karoline Leavitt defied the laws of moral physics to insist that the true wrongdoers were Biden and the Democrats

Donald Trump was described as “that dog that hasn’t barked” in email by Jeffrey Epstein. Don’t tell Kristi Noem, who has a way of dealing with troublesome hounds.

The US president would love nothing more than to let sleeping dogs lie, but that hope was dashed on Wednesday when Democrats released emails suggesting that Trump was aware of Epstein’s sexual abuse of minors and had spent hours with one victim.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, who says a prayer before each briefing, was dispatched to the podium to defy the laws of moral physics by explaining why the true wrongdoers here were Joe Biden and the Democrats.

  • BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz
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    20 hours ago

    This is FAKE NEWS! If this ACTUALLY happened that Would mean Karoline Leavitt is KNOWINGLY and WILLINGLY Defending a CHILD RAPIST in front of the Entire World!

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      19 hours ago

      I noticed she’s not wearing one of her many crosses today.

      She doesn’t wear it when she knows she has to lie a lot more than usual.

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        18 hours ago

        She doesn’t wear it when she knows she has to lie a lot more than usual.

        With this maladministration, doesn’t she have to lie more each time than the last time?

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          16 hours ago

          I don’t believe a word that comes out of her mouth. The only thing less convincing than her lies is the implication that she personally acknowledges her lies or has any conviction towards her own god to be affected in any way by how disgusting her actions are.