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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • You are probably right, since the qons have been acting like a “war on xmas” is really just accepted by all normal human adults as being a real thing, even when people laugh right in their face when they claim it. I’ll be interested to see how they can push it even harder - I’ve been a vegetarian for quite some time and the conversations I’ve had/been subjected to with omnivores and gym bros over rather basic nutrition things, most especially protein, has always been…wild.

    But now every single menu seems to list things like “pick your protein”, making the situation even stupider. I thought that was already peak stupidity, but now things like Doritos are advertising their protein content. I mean…I just can’t even.

    Even Lewis Black ended up skewering this level of dumb. Veg-ns have been snickering about this idiocy for years, believe me, but AFAIK, Black is not a veg-n.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJx0zFxNAk





  • Mikey the little Keebler elf is the most cucky of cucks.

    There could be all these stories about how “JD” “Vance” or some other POS in this administration was caught on video, banging Mikey’s wife, and Mikey would know sweet fuckall about it when asked by reporters: “Well, gee willickers, you guys, I’ve been so busy here at the Capitol working for the American people and on their agenda, since they voted in a landslide for my boss, what all the American people want and what he wants are a single circle on a Venn diagram, obviously. I haven’t had any time to read about this…what’s that you say? Who? Banging my wife? I don’t know nothing 'bout that, guys.”