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Noah got both his daughters pregnant. (Oops that was Lot, after god destroyed Sodom & Gamora for being cruel to poor people, and for some reason also killed Lot’s wife)
The Bible calls King David a man after gods heart. Same King David that sent his bro (top general) on a suicide mission so he could steal his wife.
Nah, the story was that Lot and his daughters were hiding in the mountains, and the daughters decided that their chances of ever getting a man were close to 0, so they got their father blackout drunk and got themselves pregnant using him.
Noah got both his daughters pregnant. (Oops that was Lot, after god destroyed Sodom & Gamora for being cruel to poor people, and for some reason also killed Lot’s wife)
The Bible calls King David a man after gods heart. Same King David that sent his bro (top general) on a suicide mission so he could steal his wife.
Just some context for peeps.
Nah, that was Lot.
O shit youre right
And then god turned him into a pillar of salt… Oh, wait… that was his wife.
And happened before the pregnancies, IIRC.
Yea you’re right.
didn’t lot’s daughters get themselves pregnant using him, as revenge for offering them to a bunch of men
Nah, the story was that Lot and his daughters were hiding in the mountains, and the daughters decided that their chances of ever getting a man were close to 0, so they got their father blackout drunk and got themselves pregnant using him.
I don’t think it was framed as revenge, but that did also happen.
And these don’t even tank top ten in the “worst shit committed by ‘men of god’ in the Bible”. Hell it doesn’t even make top 10 in the Old Testament.
And let’s not get into nasty things done by messiahs against roadside fig trees