slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up1584arrow-down17
arrow-up1577arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square131fedilink
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 months agoThe only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoIt is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAnd then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoCats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoNo, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!
minus-squarestephen01king@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYou’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
I found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
No, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!
You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.