Sausage and smoked cheddar grits with a side of day old bread turned into french toast.

Cost per person is weird because I ate so much sausage but if it was evenly distributed in a healthy amount the cost per person would be about $2.18. as shown it’s closer to $4.24.

  • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.socialEnglish
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    3 days ago

    As a middle-aged bloke, when I see stuff like this, there’s always a sort of undercurrent thinking of: “now how could -I- possibly replicate the deliciousness, based on my dietary restrictions?”

    Hroom… hroomity-hroom…

    • SCO (steel-cut oats) with some MSG, and little bits of ghee for the cheddar grits
    • veggie sausage instead of meat sausage; unfortunately most veggie sausage is packed with so much salt and calories that it’s pretty-much a wash right there
    • eggs, alright!! (especially ones that retain their chicken legs) (almost something out of Wallace & Grommit, eh?)
    • french toast: well, shoot… that’s a hard one. okay, maybe some saturated Wasa™ bread baked in the AF, drenched in a Splenda-based syrup?

    Lol… Actually, that sounds like the most disgusting meal in my life. Just have OP’s version, please!!