You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepPSA that
ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuckis a valid command,lscomes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
Bring out the GIMP!
It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
sudo apt install git build-essentials git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy cd fleshlight-diy ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick make pussy sudo make install>be me, Gentoo user >hear about this new pussy package >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code >later virginsEdging for geeks.
> emerge pussy —deep —pretend
All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
I fucking hate you now but I’ll admit I laughed in real life.
A hole’s a hole.
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don’t forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not ready
Just triple boot MacOS, Windows and Linux
It’ll cost you about 500,000 baht and has about a year wait list
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
You’re sitting on it
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
