I don’t really want to do a tree to begin with but if my wife’s gonna make me do it I’m going to do it right.
Also I don’t have to wrestle the damn thing up and down the rickety ladder to my attic, it’s bad enough that I have to do that with the bins of ornaments.
And I get the catharsis of getting to burn the damn thing after the season is over.
Real tree
I don’t really want to do a tree to begin with but if my wife’s gonna make me do it I’m going to do it right.
Also I don’t have to wrestle the damn thing up and down the rickety ladder to my attic, it’s bad enough that I have to do that with the bins of ornaments.
And I get the catharsis of getting to burn the damn thing after the season is over.
Also it gives my house a slight piney scent.