I’m a temporarily-embarrassed skateboarding legend. My X-Games highlights are gonna be so siiick, once I have enough extra to spare on a skateboard and can set aside some time to figure out the moves.
tl;dr: people are gonna be pretty surprised I’m there.
This seems like bad advice.
Not if you also bring a case of beer yourself
Sure, if you’re a skateboarding legend.
I’m a temporarily-embarrassed skateboarding legend. My X-Games highlights are gonna be so siiick, once I have enough extra to spare on a skateboard and can set aside some time to figure out the moves.
tl;dr: people are gonna be pretty surprised I’m there.
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