Y’know, I’ve heard of Tony the Tiger being people’s… “awakening”… but I never thought about Chester Cheeto being that way for someone. Dangerously furry, indeed.
Tony the Tiger has talked in the past about so many people having an attraction to him.
He said he’s GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRowing tired of being fetishized for what he is, rather than who he is.
Then he chased and killed a gazell.
What? He’s still a tiger! See? You’re only shocked because you don’t get to know him. He likes sugary cereal. He likes huge sums of money. And he likes long walks in the open plains that turn into a 70mph chase and kill as he rips the flesh and limbs of his recently killed prey right in front of their children.
Dangerously furry.
Y’know, I’ve heard of Tony the Tiger being people’s… “awakening”… but I never thought about Chester Cheeto being that way for someone. Dangerously furry, indeed.
Tony the Tiger has talked in the past about so many people having an attraction to him.
He said he’s GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRowing tired of being fetishized for what he is, rather than who he is.
Then he chased and killed a gazell.
What? He’s still a tiger! See? You’re only shocked because you don’t get to know him. He likes sugary cereal. He likes huge sums of money. And he likes long walks in the open plains that turn into a 70mph chase and kill as he rips the flesh and limbs of his recently killed prey right in front of their children.
It’s all in his biography.
I’m only shocked because tigers don’t generally chase their prey. They’re ambush predators.