His reaction upon hearing any news story:

Can’t wait to party for a week straight when this terrible piece of shit dies
Where is the week strait? Is it near Friday island?

You’re out of your element here!
How have I not seen this used even once at any time in the past decade?
Because we love that Donny
No one is as deranged as Trump himself.
Patient zero
Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.
There will be a very long lineup to piss on Trump’s grave
We should think carefully about where to put it to maximize local benefits from all the people visiting to piss there
Can I sell beer in the vicinity? I’m not looking to make a profit, just wanna contribute any way I can.
Asparagus
He’s going to be buried in one of his golf courses and visiting his grave will cost a kidney. His cult will have no problem with that arrangement.
Fraud doesn’t die when it’s a family business.
Stay classy, Pedonald.
That’s an interesting way to baselessly suggest he was assassinated by somebody from MAGA.
Their son was arrested. I have no idea if he’s maga, or even if he actually did it. We’ll likely hear all about it when it all comes out.
What I do know is that the Reiner’s lived in the same rough neighborhood that Nicole Brown Simpson lived in after she left OJ. The houses are about a mile apart.
Yeah, I heard.
Wonder how close he lived to Jose Menendez.

I thought not revering a murder victim and implying that it was their fault in any way was unacceptable and you should lose your job for it. Also that the murder victim needs statues and state-supported political clubs in every high school in the US. What changed?
Got the same energy as…

except The Rock’s tweet was fake and the dementia-ridden man child’s is not.
Same energy? So it’s supposed to be a joke?
I’m sure we’ll be hearing a huge handful from everyone that attacked those who dared to speak badly about kirk after he died any minute now!
(Skeleton in front of computer image)
Donald Trump will die to—shit, I don’t know—all the diseases at once?
“Invincible…”
“Sir, no, not at all, even a tiny breeze could—“
“Invincible…”
Glad conservatives made sure we all have to know what a low IQ felon rapist thinks.
Trump is a piss baby. Everything has to be about him especially someone else dying.
Mr. President, just think of how much more attention you would get if you died right now!
We would totally make his death day a holiday just for him!
Another “beautiful people” comment – add them to the list alongside the two MN politicians and their families.
He’s got to distract even harder these days because of the Epstein files.





