I don’t care about the fridge, someone save the Danzig bricks, the latest observation is just a small pile on the porch. No longer is it a bastion of evil, prominently displaying Danzig’s pact with the devil front and centre of the lawn!

Souvenir hunters is ruining it for everyone. I should go and steal a brick for myself before the thieving bastards make off with all of them, one by one.