Wait, the call is coming from inside the house, and you are telling me it is NOT a trans antifa ACORN BLM person?

Also: not “openly political”. Who could possibly guess at what his political views might be? Believes total bullshit about an election, placing pipe bombs and going to a protest in support of Taco…gosh, I guess we’ll just never fucking know. Let’s chalk this up to being aN iNdEpEnDeNt.