[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]
[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is
[purple, taken aback] Huh?!
[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned
[purple looks blasé and has no words]
If you’re at all from the US it may be due to use to us teaching that sweet things are fruit and not sweet things are vegetables.
That 90’s era food pyramid really fucked up a generation.
Ok, so there’s like 2…4…no more than like 10 or 12 exceptions to the rule.
No, see cuz you calling it a vegetable just sounds equally weird to me. They’re both weird. I don’t know why.
Alright, so avacados are the globs of meat dangling from some trees that they use to reproduce.
Is that sounding more natural to you?
I enjoy defining many fruits as edible tree spooge.
…I could have lived happily without that forbidden perspective of cursed knowledge.
Sigh… Now I have to use it to torture my friends.