ICE Agent Kills Woman, DHS Tells Obvious, Insane Lies About It | Defector
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On Wednesday in Minneapolis, masked government agents apparently representing Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) surrounded a stationary vehicle stopped in the middle of a residential street. One of them demanded that the driver “get out of the fucking car,” and yanked violently on the driver’s-side door handle; another, stationed near the left headlight of the…
  • I_Jedi@lemmy.todayEnglish
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    3 days ago

    I sometimes wonder if ICE could get away with a mass shooting.

    • Several trucks of ICE agents show up at some university.
    • “You’re harboring illegal immigrants. Give them up.”
    • “Huh? What do you mean?”
    • pew pew. plop.
    • “Sir, members among the university staff pulled guns on us. We’re sweeping through the facility to neutralize the terrorist threat.”
    • Police show up.
    • “Don’t worry officers, we’re handling the situation here. Illegal immigrants started shooting at us, so we’re handling the threat.”
    • “ICE agents at that university today have stated that the staff were encouraging the students to rebel against the United States. We should be thankful for the agents’ swift action.”
    • “We need to reach across the aisle and help our ICE agents in need. Foiling a terrorist plot like that must be weighing heavily on them.”