So he just wants a bigger Epstein Island?
That’s just the most fun headline that I’ve read today. It’s fun on so many levels! I’m closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can’t predict when anything will measure up to this again.
This might explain why it’s “psychologically important” to him.
what are the odds that Trump thinks Greenland is actually green?
The guy who thinks the CEO of Apple is named Tim Apple? He probably thinks it’s a giant golf course.
Every splice still gets you in the green in Greenland.
Iceland had the right idea
Give it some time.
Oh, THAT is his plan: Epstein Island 2
2 fast 2 young
Epstein Island 2, Electric Boogaloo
Do not diddle kiiiids! It’s no good diddling kiiiids!
So now we have to ask the question: What evidence does Trump want destroyed in Greenland?
Something, something… sex with reindeer…
Does anyone have the video of Trump blowing Rudolph?
Bubba Red Nose
🎶 he had a very shiny ----
— Tiny red penis
You mean like Giuliani?
I was tempted to put just Rudy as in a nickname for Rudolph but decided against it.
Is he trying to one up Epstein?
This makes so much sense now.
So if the americans turned a little island to pedofile paradise, just imagine what americans could do with a big island. Time to lock up your daughters
hide yo kids, hide yo islands
I too am just learning about it.
I am people.
Trump just wants a bigger island to rape the United States.
Dear United States. Since you decided not to give me the Nobel peace for not raping you I don’t feel very obligated to not be very rapey anymore
For 25 million.
