Another complaint — for which there was no contact information provided — alleged that “calendar girls” parties at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago involved genital measurements for children.
“Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them off. He measured the children’s vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness,” the complaint reads.


Well there are 3 million more files that have not been released but which Trump’s personal lawyer / Deputy AG Todd Blanche just stated do exist.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/30/jeffrey-epstein-files-doj.html
Yep, yep, nothing to see here, just uh 3 million files that aren’t relevant, because the people in charge of the most obvious cover up in human history say so.
Yep.
Seems legit!