• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick.

    … that’s an integrated part of your body and in the form of a single dick looking appendage.

    We don’t want buckets of dick strewn around, nor random dicks attached to the torso.

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        4 hours ago

        If you are in the buckets category, then pls don’t make us accessories to your crimes.

        If you have attached dicks to your torso, then don’t worry, you’ll still get what you can interpret as deference from people. It won’t be, but it’ll seem like respect.

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          4 hours ago

          I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.

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            4 hours ago

            IDK, IANAL and all that, but super gluing severed penises onto your body at random places may go a long way in arguing insanity.