*Edit: found a better picture to accompany this post.

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    2 hours ago

    It’s Mitch mcuckas to y’all.

    Had he been good like Kevin’s mom from home alone, we would all be bawling. But I don’t know, I was fine with Kevin’s mom passing because she was plenty old. My mom is old but I know her personally so I would cry for a few months on and off.

    But mitch DA bi*ch? I think hell is currently preparing a welcome party… Forks cherry red ready for comfortable ass impalement. A nice pfffsssss noise just sizzling and foaming.

    But I don’t judge. I’m probably going to hell too although I’m just gonna be there randomly moving along. I’m probably only going to be gently emancipated for eternity. Maybe only a little sizzling and acid pickling but not for many thousands of ages. Maybe a few thousand years. It gets easier with friends.