*Edit: found a better picture to accompany this post.
He won’t die yet. Mitch’s contract with Satan states he still gets to live to a hundred before his soul is forfeit.
Imagine a world where mcconnell votes to convict trump in 2020 and gets some other senators to join him
It’s a shame he’ll age out before the guillotines could get built.
We should have built them faster
Then grab a pillow.
Not the same.
I hope he suffers.
Roll mitch the bitch, right into the ditch.
Come on, if you pull an O’Hara on us, you owe us a McConnell, tit for tat.
“He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”
Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.
McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,
WHAT?!? There’s 2 senators older than him.
He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.
He wont live that long
Bernie Sanders is a year older than him and Chuck Grassley is 92 fuckin’ years old. Sad to say that he isn’t even the oldest senator to have ever served
The former Senate majority leader missed crucial Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday, Politico reported.
At least there’s that
🤞
Oh God, this year is looking up!
finally, some good fucking news.
Oh noes! Not another stroking-out geriatric retainer of the status quo about to need a special election in his district! That can’t be good for the powers desperately trying to claw some survival plan out of a burning railcare of dumpsters heading towards a cliff!
To those putting on their dancing shoes… there’s no point. He already did all the damage. Short of going back in time nothing will fix what he’s done. Unfortunately.
His death doesn’t reverse things, but the world will still be a better place without his presence.
No argument there. :(
I kinda think the world is better without him welding even the slightest bit of power over any other human, but I’d be okay in that instance with him living another dozen or so years to experience the consequences of his decisions along with the rest of us.
Perhaps with luck, his medical bills will bankrupt him in the same way that he’s made it possible for so many others to be bankrupted.
He has free medical care for life.
I can hope it is a painful death.
You act like he cant still do MORE damage
Good point. Sigh.
It’s fine, no looking back, lets just cross our fingers, toes and everything else for a special election in his district.
We will never repair even a fraction of the damage done to our country by him and his ilk, but I will still be happy to see him go and have a chance for someone, anyone new having a chance of seizing representation.
We can’t just wallow in misery, we have to celebrate good things and even just potential good things or there’s no point to life at all.
Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.
Dick was around for more than 10yrs.
Same. But also I will celebrate his death and mourn his life.
pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now… damage has been done.
bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.
I would feel bad for the cancer that got Mitch Mcconnell
Don’t feel bad for the heroes. Root for them.
