*Edit: found a better picture to accompany this post.
It’s a shame he’ll age out before the guillotines could get built.
Then grab a pillow.
We should have built them faster
Come on, if you pull an O’Hara on us, you owe us a McConnell, tit for tat.
Oh God, this year is looking up!
“He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”
Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.
McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,
WHAT?!? There’s 2 senators older than him.
He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.
He wont live that long
🤞
The former Senate majority leader missed crucial Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday, Politico reported.
At least there’s that
It’s Mitch mcuckas to y’all.
Had he been good like Kevin’s mom from home alone, we would all be bawling. But I don’t know, I was fine with Kevin’s mom passing because she was plenty old. My mom is old but I know her personally so I would cry for a few months on and off.
But mitch DA bi*ch? I think hell is currently preparing a welcome party… Forks cherry red ready for comfortable ass impalement. A nice pfffsssss noise just sizzling and foaming.
But I don’t judge. I’m probably going to hell too although I’m just gonna be there randomly moving along. I’m probably only going to be gently emancipated for eternity. Maybe only a little sizzling and acid pickling but not for many thousands of ages. Maybe a few thousand years. It gets easier with friends.
I hope he suffers.
finally, some good fucking news.
Oh noes! Not another stroking-out geriatric retainer of the status quo about to need a special election in his district! That can’t be good for the powers desperately trying to claw some survival plan out of a burning railcare of dumpsters heading towards a cliff!
To those putting on their dancing shoes… there’s no point. He already did all the damage. Short of going back in time nothing will fix what he’s done. Unfortunately.
His death doesn’t reverse things, but the world will still be a better place without his presence.
No argument there. :(
I kinda think the world is better without him welding even the slightest bit of power over any other human, but I’d be okay in that instance with him living another dozen or so years to experience the consequences of his decisions along with the rest of us.
Perhaps with luck, his medical bills will bankrupt him in the same way that he’s made it possible for so many others to be bankrupted.
He has free medical care for life.
I can hope it is a painful death.
You act like he cant still do MORE damage
Good point. Sigh.
It’s fine, no looking back, lets just cross our fingers, toes and everything else for a special election in his district.
We will never repair even a fraction of the damage done to our country by him and his ilk, but I will still be happy to see him go and have a chance for someone, anyone new having a chance of seizing representation.
We can’t just wallow in misery, we have to celebrate good things and even just potential good things or there’s no point to life at all.
Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.
Dick was around for more than 10yrs.
Same. But also I will celebrate his death and mourn his life.
pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now… damage has been done.
bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.
I would feel bad for the cancer that got Mitch Mcconnell
Don’t feel bad for the heroes. Root for them.
Death is too good a faster for the people who deserve it the most.
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
he got 83 years too many. fuck you, scum.
Some turtles live to be 200.
