I totaled a car pretty early into my driving. I turned out alright. So I hereby allow you to use my story as your own.

It doesn’t have a direction.

I don’t know anywhere you can actually sell it back to the network, usually they just give you credits that deduct future payments, so you can’t ever get money out of it. But maybe that’s only some places.

Efficient AI hypothesis

A dying breed

A- a lesbian? My friend, there is a failing piece of infrastructure!

TOES!

The fate of the town depends on it!

You there, stick your finger in this dyke!

I stopped asking in like 2020 for the most part. Everything I asked was getting.akred as a duplicate even though it wasn’t because someone believed an ANSWER on a different question answered my question (they didn’t).

Plus StackOverflow Meta has been a fucking joke for years. They removed a site from HNQ because of a tweet. Why are they listening more to random Twitter users than folks on Meta?

And the whole Monica fiasco still has me upset.

But seriously. Every time I asked a question on StackOverflow I’d spend like 30 minutes wording it correctly and looking for duplicates. I’d find things that were sort of duplicates and explain preemptively why they aren’t. And every fucking time some doofus marks it as a duplicate. I just can’t take it. Like it literally makes me so angry even thinking about it. They had a problem with their humans LONG before AI came around. If they’d fixed that problem they could’ve really positioned themselves nicely when AI happened as a boutique place for humans answering humans. But no, their culture cultivates assholes who believe they’re following rules to the letter.

They had a pretty long migration period, sorry you missed it. I got bamboozled into buying Bedrock in addition to Java. They had a promotion to give it for free but I migrated after that. Soon after I bought it they combined the two into one purchase so if anyone had either they now have both.

If you’re admitting it was hyperbole why are you being so condescending?

Not everyone has a computer made in the last ten years. It’s still good advice for folks with old computers. No need to be condescending.

Not everyone has SSDs.

B trees are cool but not obscure necessarily. I didn’t learn about them in college. It sounds like binary tree and it’s similar but it’s different. It’s a data structure to take advantage of the way disk reads work.

Duke, the Java mascot, says “Thanks!”

Edit: this image looks weird on a pure black background lol. Amogus.

Isn’t there a Java based Lemmy compatible thing too? I forgot what it was called but I think there is one.

If they have DB access they already can.

i forgor 💀

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