NachBarcelona

Yeah, all of this is true.

The ok symbol is rather temporary but topologically that would count. I wouldn’t count pores or membranes here (I mean by my arbitrary definition).

I think topologically they don’t count, that’s why I didn’t count the urether/urethra.

LMAO, a mid-term tsunami. Sure, probably brought by Santa

Congratulations on that incredibly profound title OP. You should become a professional quote maker or something equally enlightened.

I think topologically I have only those:

1. Mouth to ass (oh yeah)
2. Left nostril
3. Right nostril
4. Left Eustachian tube
5. Right Eustachian tube
6. Right tear duct
7. Left tear duct

No piercings or anything, so that’s it.

Who the fuck thinks that a straw has 2 holes?

Dude, the cologne is called colon.

I don’t think it’s supposed to be funny.

A hugker

See, it’s inconsequential.

I judge people on way more. E.g. on verbose comments on inconsequential asocial media posts ;)

People who own Apple devices are instantly lower on my respectometer.

Apple is what we call “Sondermüll”.

Idk, explaining how the crap iPhone is 99 % IP theft doesn’t really lead anywhere.

Adam is cool

I have 39 fingers

Now how generous of them.

Side loading on thlse bullshit devices has been a EU thing for years.

See, you’re getting it ❤️