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  • Well, since my last comment, I’ve learned that this oath has been heard before, in the books.

    “You must be a lackwit, boy,” said Lem. “We’re outlaws. Lowborn scum, most of us, excepting his lordship. Don’t think it’ll be like Tom’s fool songs neither. You won’t be stealing no kisses from a princess, nor riding in no tourneys in stolen armor. You join us, you’ll end with your neck in a noose, or your head mounted up above some castle gate.”

    “It’s no more than they’d do for you,” said Gendry.

    “Aye, that’s so,” said Jack-Be-Lucky cheerfully. “The crows await us all. M’lord, the boy seems brave enough, and we do have need of what he brings us. Take him, says Jack.”

    “And quick,” suggested Harwin, chuckling, “before the fever passes and he comes back to his senses.”

    A wan smile crossed Lord Beric’s lips. “Thoros, my sword.”

    This time the lightning lord did not set the blade afire, but merely laid it light on Gendry’s shoulder. “Gendry, do you swear before the eyes of gods and men to defend those who cannot defend themselves, to protect all women and children, to obey your captains, your liege lord, and your king, to fight bravely when needed and do such other tasks as are laid upon you, however hard or humble or dangerous they may be?”

    “I do, m’lord.”

    The marcher lord moved the sword from the right shoulder to the left, and said, “Arise Ser Gendry, knight of the hollow hill, and be welcome to our brotherhood.”

    From the door came rough, rasping laughter.

    The rain was running off him. His burned arm was wrapped in leaves and linen and bound tight against his chest by a crude rope sling, but the older burns that marked his face glistened black and slick in the glow of their little fire. “Making more knights, Dondarrion?” the intruder said in a growl. “I ought to kill you all over again for that.”

    A Storm of Swords, Arya VII

    I wonder if there’s anything common to both Ormund Hightower and Beric Dondarrion that might explain why they use the same rite for knighting. Maybe it’s a southron thing?



  • I wonder why they wrote Ormund as conferring knighthood with a different oath than we’ve heard in GOT and AKOTSK. Does this mean that the usual oath is a newer invention, and the one we hear Ormund recite is the original?

    Old:

    <Name>, do you swear, before the eyes of gods and men, to defend those who cannot defend themselves, to protect all women and children, to obey your captains, your liege lord, to fight bravely whenever needed, and to do such other tasks as are laid upon you, however hard, or humble, or dangerous they may be? Then rise a knight, Ser <name>.

    New:

    In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the young and innocent. Arise Ser <name>, a knight of the Seven Kingdoms.


  • But really poor Helena. Her last words with Alicent a few episodes ago really had the vibe of last last words. Refusing to eat. There’s more to being alive then just being not dead. I didn’t think it would all happen so fast/this episode.

    Timing-wise, I think it would have made more narrative sense for her death to happen at the start of the fourth season, because it will serve to trigger other events. But having read the book and knowing that this was coming, I knew it wouldn’t make much sense to force Phia Saban to hang around for another season when her story arc was more or less over. Now she’s free to commit to other jobs.

    There are certain things I want to point out:

    1. The smallfolk LOVED Helaena. Little Jaehaerys’s funeral showcased just how unreservedly obsessed with her they are, like England’s Princess Di.

    2. And just like Princess Di, this death will be treated with suspicion by the smallfolk. Same day that Rhaenyra had the High Septon killed? Expect conspiracy theories.

    3. What’s Alicent gonna think when she hears that while she was away, Helaena “fell mysteriously from the Red Keep”?

    Not taking good care of Helaena is probably the biggest mistake Rhaenyra has made so far, and she’s already made some real doozies. That baby, if it had been a boy, would have been Aegon’s only son and heir. He has no dick anymore; he can have no more children. He would have done anything to ensure his only son’s safety. They would have been the perfect hostage. Now Rhaenyra won’t even have Alicent, whose only reason to return was Helaena. Little Jaehaera is all alone now and it remains to be seen whether Aegon cares as much about daughters as about sons.

    EDIT: Oh, and let’s not forget that now Aegon is free to remarry, which he wouldn’t have been. Despite no longer having a dick, there’s no doubt that some noble house or another will be willing to marry a daughter to him, thus securing him more allies.

    Winter Wolves went out like champs. He seemed so happy to die. Good for him.

    Well, the whole point of the Winter Wolves was that the elders of the North seek to die (gloriously) when winter comes, so as to give their families fewer mouths to feed. As Roddy the Ruin retorted when Cole said that if there was a battle, men would die on both sides: “that’s why we’ve come!”.

    But of course the hero of the episode, which is to say the man who fucked everything up and just wanted a pint, Ulf. It looks like he survives into next season. Maybe he just fucks off to nowhere and lives his best life. I don’t see him joining up with Aegon unless he just lucks into it.

    Ulf wanted a castle. Now he’s got one. I don’t think he’s going anywhere. He’s got the third or fourth largest dragon in Westeros; Silverwing belonged to old Queen Alysanne, wife of Jaehaerys the Conciliator. He probably fears nothing but Vhagar and/or Vermithor, since Dreamfyre now no longer has a rider.








  • All of the dragon dreams (specifically dragon dreams - not greensight, not woods witch prophecies, etc) we’ve seen in these shows, and most that we’ve heard tell of, have included references to Dany hatching her dragons, the Iron Throne in a ruined throne room, and/or the White Walker threat. In other words, references to GOT. And when I say “most that we’ve heard tell of”, the only two dragon dreams we’ve been told about that I can think of that DIDN’T include a reference to GOT were:

    • Daeron the Drunken’s dream in AKOTSK about a dead dragon falling on Dunk
    • Rhaenyra mentioning that Daenys the Dreamer foresaw the Doom of Valyria

    All this to say, I think HBO just likes using dragon dreams to tie everything back to GOT. Everything foreshadows GOT somehow.



  • It’s not even about efficiency. I suspect that this is easier on her back, because she doesn’t have to keep pace with someone who doesn’t coordinate with her and who makes sudden, unexpected moves that cause her to wrench her back. As someone who has lifted a lot of heavy things in his life, I always find it easier and less painful to move something on my own whenever possible.




  • Tango@piefed.catoComic Strips@lemmy.worldLife After I Turned 30 [Sarah's Scribbles]
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    You should get that taken care of. An occasional twinge now and then is normal, but constant pain? In your thirties? That ain’t standard. In your forties, I could believe - although it still wouldn’t be standard. But your back should still be in relatively good nick in your thirties, unless you lift heavy things for a living. In your thirties a backache should be nothing a good night’s sleep, a nice stretch, and a long leisurely walk can’t fix.

    Unless… you DO lift with your knees, right? When you need to lift something? And keep your back straight and chin up while doing so? People don’t constantly say to do that just for shits and giggles - it’s universally good advice.




  • She’s not standing up in her seat though as she blocks our view of the seat and is therefore beside it (or in front of it from our perspective). If she’s walking beside the desks that implies she’s the teacher (or professor if she’s teaching adults an advanced subject).

    Her eye-rolling in the first panel suggests that she’s fed up with whatever nonsense the man is saying. My guess is that he’s proving to be a poor student for whatever reason.

    In the second panel I assume she’s invited him back to her place that evening for some “extra tutoring” and in the third panel he comes to realize (to his disappointment) that she wasn’t speaking euphemistically.

    My guess is that the difficulty in translating the title is due to some obscure local idiom for “Jucika’s extra tutoring gig” or “Jucika’s evening class side-hustle”.


  • We’ve had two Rhaenys Targaryens:

    1. Sister-wife of the Conqueror, rider of Meraxes

    2. The Queen that Never Was, rider of Meleys

    Two Rhaena Targaryens:

    1. Sister of Jaehaerys I, rider of Dreamfyre, first Targaryen woman to be rejected for her sex and passed over for her brother, mentioned by Alys as having stayed in Harrenhal

    2. Sister of Baela, rider of Sheepstealer

    Two Baelor Targaryens:

    1. Baelor the Blessed, who had the Great Sept built

    2. Baelor Breakspear, the Hammer

    Two Baelon Targaryens:

    1. Father of Viserys I and Daemon

    2. Son of Viserys I, “the Heir for a Day”

    Two Aerys Targaryens:

    1. Brother of Baelor Breakspear and Maekar, mentioned in passing in AKOTSK

    2. The Mad King

    Two Jaeharys Targaryens:

    1. The Conciliator, rider of Vermithor

    2. Son of Aegon II, beheaded by Blood and Cheese

    Two Viserys Targaryens:

    1. Viserys I, the Peaceful, rider of Balerion (briefly)

    2. Daemon and Rhaenyra’s youngest son, last seen heading for Pentos

    It’s pretty true to life, as historically, children have usually been named after family members.


  • So with the “Daeron the Daring” name drop this episode, the screen franchise now has three Daeron Targaryens:

    1. Daeron the Daring Targaryen
    2. Daeron II Targaryen, AKA Daeron the Good
    3. Daeron the Drunken Targaryen

    Obviously it’s nowhere near the number of Aegon Targaryens that have been mentioned so far…

    1. Aegon I Targaryen, AKA Aegon the ConqueroR
    2. Aegon II Targaryen, AKA Aegon the Elder
    3. Aegon the Younger Targaryen
    4. Aegon the Unlikely Targaryen AKA Egg
    5. Aegon Targaryen (son of Elia Martell)
    6. Aegon the White Wolf Targaryen AKA Jon Snow

    …but it does seem to be the second-most common name in the screen franchise so far. I wonder will we ever hear Daeron the Young Dragon mentioned. It can really only happen in AKOTSK, I suppose.

    EDIT: Oh, wait, I forgot that it’s actually a tie for second with “Brandon Stark”:

    1. Brandon the Builder Stark
    2. Brandon Stark (brother of Ned Stark)
    3. Brandon the Broken Stark