One of my friends is super liberal and keeps saying this about any criticism of capitalism. Just vote, bro.

That would explain why she’s not going to go to prison.

Yeah but they’re like, closer to doing something, right folks?

Oh no that may have been me.

I was legit curious how you were doing, OK?

Everyone knows what Trump is. This cover up is for his owners.

No one cares about your silly logic

You just brightened my day. That was one of my favorite restaurants in LA until it closed, and now I’ll have another chance next time I go north!

If it doesn’t, yo ho ☠️

As in, conspiracies are real, but it’s the 1%.

Optimistic take: Linux gaming might become normal if this works.

A conspiracy theorist with strong evidence is just a leftist.

Chill. Yes I absolutely do write that off, I’ve never met any man to whom that has actually happened.

You’re in the woods, alone.

Would you rather encounter a woman, or a bear?

Once I got that exact response from my friend’s hot sister and I believe she honestly meant it. I think she saw the embarrassment on my face. Neither of us wanted to make it any more awkward.

I can’t speak for every man, but I give no shits if a woman I’ve rejected says something mean. She’s not going to follow me home, rape me, and beat me to death.

Yep this has been 100% my experience too. How do you deal with them?

Millennials will remember this one weird trick

That didn’t stop us from the New Deal

Not everything! The Democrats are very moderate.