I like this world. I don’t want it to end.

Democrats : Trump :: Center Party : Hitler

Latinos : Trump :: Jews : Hitler

If it helps, the kids become more fun once they’re potty trained.

like how the earth is flat

Take a look at the world population graph, they evidently don’t. You’re not doing enough fun stuff god dammit!

No crow is going to attack a pit bull, it’s too scary.

lol 90% of the people in my city hate ICE with a burning passion.

Stupid people will still be either censored or get their info leaked, and we have to live in a society with them.

Oh darn, our CEO told us to use LLMs to write all this code, and now the good parts might be used for something that helps people. Not our copyrights!

Why would it be a specific license?

Tell me without telling me that you’ve never needed the police to do anything useful.

And when they do make it to the federal level, remember that they want us dead and aren’t even remotely close to being on our side.

“Burn them all.”

— the Mad King

— Jamie Lannister

— PunnyName

If you’re from the country, the smell of manure puts you at ease and makes you feel nostalgic.

I have children, so I supervise their internet and don’t let them send their pictures to strangers.

Econ majors: “Get a new coach, this one is depressing!”

They should’ve put that library in a cave!

That raises a question… What creates the emissions, the selling or the burning?

This is lion propaganda. The population would eventually stabilize as reproductive rates decrease.