“Dr, I am not blazed enough to understand.”
“Then inhale! You think that haze in here is by accident?”
But doctor, that could harm the wolves!
Unless they’re wolf furries, in which case carry on
“In fact, there are 359 wolves inside of you, and it’s not going well.”
Somebody get Cpt Janeway in here, she has hands on experience with resolving this sort of situation.
Rip Worfix
So instead of two wolves you would have one Janeway in Worf’s anterior lower intestine? Why do I feel like this is an old lady who swallowed the fly situation? And wtf could you possibly send in as a chaser to deal with the Janeway?!?
I said hands on, not hands in. Wtf, to the lower decks with you!
The wolf chow will not leave enough room for the Worf chow.
The wolves inside Worf

Is that Belarusian or Ukrainian? He grew up in Minsk
so worf eats canids.










