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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 16 hours ago

I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!

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I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    What’s your FUN pirate captain name???

    If you’re alone most of the day, have lots of valuables in your home and don’t own any weapons, reply, “I’m Captain Robin Murderme, Matey!”

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My public key:

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  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    I normally just skip keygen

    it’s such a hassle

    besides, it means I can connect from anywhere

    no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway

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      Are you my former boss?

  • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    7 hours ago

    I like to update mine based on the season. Right now it’s Freddy: JSON

  • glibg10b@lemmy.zip
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    -----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
    b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAAAMwAAAAtzc2gtZW
    QyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7AAAAJAHHAUZBxwF
    GQAAAAtzc2gtZWQyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7A
    AAAEAHVmMS+9A6uhD6r6iUAxubrNuS2lx4CPayJ2B4hL8HNroE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7
    GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsAAAACHdhbGRvQGhlAQIDBAU=
    -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
    
    --- PUBLIC KEY BELOW ---
    ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAILoE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6Xs
    
    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      1000004193

      • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        One developer in the whole channel who actually read the requirements smh.

    • kzzzl@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      let’s push some files to your github

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Bit of a mouthful to say, but I’ll go with it.

    • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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      11 hours ago

      What a coincidence! That’s my cat’s name.

      • Aneb@lemmy.world
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        I just call her whspsps instead

    • Newsteinleo@infosec.pub
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      I’m pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.

      • SayCyberOnceMore@feddit.uk
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        Maybe just shorten to b3B'); drop table animals; ?

        https://xkcd.com/327/

  • shiftymccool@piefed.ca
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    Should be private ssh key and public ip address. public key can be derived if necessary and it does you no good to have a key to an unknown door

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      If you only know private key and not public key then isn’t it the same as only knowing public key? I thought those were interchangeable

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        You can derive the public key from the private key

      • Coriza@lemmy.world
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        I thought that too but they are not. I discovered that recently learning and configuring wireguard.

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    Public key: b26Stop543looking957at140me8339when8709Im10114naked73856 Private Key: Oh SnAp!

    • CedricWhaley@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All I see is ********

  • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    -----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----  
    WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg  
    raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr  
    aidsonAl+QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar  
    eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano  
    thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb  
    eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa  
    yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin  
    gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo  
    ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet  
    hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil  
    lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens  
    ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite  
    dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso  
    ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy  
    retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo  
    uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying  
    thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour  
    eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo==  
    -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----  
    

    EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!

    Love,
    /u/queerlilhayseed

    • redjard@reddthat.com
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      Shortest RSA key.

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      hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds

      • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹

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          You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      The == had me wondering for too long

      • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Haha I started trying to format the text so that it was technically a valid ed25519 key, then it became too much work for a silly joke so I settled for filtering/replacing all the invalid chars and slapping the == padding at the end. Needs more AAAAAA strings to really sell it, I think, but I’m glad it turned out well enough to merit a second glance lol.

        Edit: I swapped all instances of fuck|fucker|fucking with As, I think it’s an improvement.

        • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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          It is very good - I will steal it.

          • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            Someone help I’m being hacked!

          • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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            Now reverse engineer a matching public key.

          • Super Mega Ultra Edition DX Unleashed 64@sh.itjust.works
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            NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

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    Is it bad that this bothers me purely because the public key can be derived from the private key, so providing both is unnecessary?

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      I don’t geht it. Can you explain it with your key as an example?

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      Can you give me your private key so I can understand it better?

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      Not bad, I had the same thought.

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    Please mark your territory by posting the hosts you have visited with your favorite cat name.

  • Alexica@lemmy.world
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    id_rsa id_rsa.pub

    • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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      lol, rsa in 2026.

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        Other than size of the keys there’s nothing wrong with it. Still plenty secure (from classical attacks)

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      🤔 I do believe this is backwards, or you’re Japanese

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        I’m dislexic. My friends call me Dislexica

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    hunter2

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      I clicked on this post looking for this comment. Otherwise, I would have made it.

      The ******* joke and its premise never fails to make me smile.

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      Obligatory *******

      • jim_v@lemmy.world
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        When you type your password all I see are stars.

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    public: fake

    private: gay

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      That’s a private / pubic key pair.

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    Public: Ssssssshhhh!
    Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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