Shaka; two in the pink.
Nice reference by the Skyrim devs! Never caught that one before.

The Dragonborn, finally awake
The night-mother, aflame!
The beacon, touched by the new hand
The voice of hatred, towards meridia!
The sweetroll, presumably stolen
Cheese wheels, likely consumed
Arngeir and Dovahkiin, their throats raw
In oblivion, the horse armored
ARROWED!!!
Cheerleader!
What’s her face!
I don’t think I ever romanced anyone in that game. The character models make me want to be asexual.
Not enough mods
Meth teeth… Meth teeth everywhere

Who needs teeth when you can have skooma.
With Skyrim, every complaint has the same answer. Mods. It’s almost boring to say it at this point, but there are mods that update the appearances of all the NPCs to make them more attractive. Some try to make them look better, but still like Skyrim characters. Some try to make them look like real humans. There are even individual character replacers that give NPCs the appearance of celebrities.
Do skyrim mod makers know what real humans look like though?
Not in the slightest, no
Derkeethus is best waifu









