Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA) eviscerated House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) for claiming earlier this week that “the voters made the wrong choice” by handing power to the Democrats in the midterm elections.
Johnson called it a “great tragedy” and said if Republicans had kept the majority, they would have been able to “continue delivering for the people.”
McGovern addressed Johnson’s comments on the House floor, criticizing him and the GOP for failing to see the election results as a demand for change.
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Congress rn:
Delivering to billionaires
If Mike Johnson had his way, Donald Trump would be made Eternal President.
Eviscerate you say? But his guts are still inside him though…
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Nazi unable to understand the peoples choice. That said, most of those who chose Trump a second time have at least had their eyes opened.
Eviscerates, lmao. I know we always make fun of these verbs and it might be getting old but… eviscerate is a new one and I’d like to build on it a little.
Democrat disembowels Mike Johnson ! don’t think I’ve seen that one.
Democrat amputates Mike Johnson !
Democrat mangles Mike Johnson !
Democrat decapitates Mike Johnson !Ah! Le mot juste!
Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.
c’est quoi le mot juste ?
I’m partial to defenestrates.
Other unheard of: flagellates, or going old school, vapulates.
ooh, I’m scared to look that up
Democrats defenestrate Mike Johnson!
Democrat castrates Mike Johnson!
That would also solve his porn addiction. Probably.
Think of Grindr’s stock valuations, that is one less customer.
Keep it going
Democrat skull fucks Mike Johnson.
Edit: yes I feel gross putting this into the universe.
Democrat fucks Mike Johnson’s mothers corpse with words
in Minecraft
This is definitely Mike Little Johnson’s dream as a closeted white supremacist
Democrat draws and quarters Mike Johnson!
aha ! a classic !
Democrats excrete Mike Johnson!
Democrat extirpates Mike Johnson?
McGovern? Are these people fucking with us at this point?
He worked as an aide to George McGovern, who lost to Richard Nixon in the 1972 presidential race. They’re not related, though.
E V I S C E R A T E S
Blasted.
Yeah, but which people, Mike? The 0.1%? You certainly aren’t talking about the common people. You haven’t delivered them shit.
Mike has delivered exorbitantly well for his handlers’ goals and wishes. I would personally say he executed everything perfectly compared to the rest of that demented ass pedophile cabal that we have jokingly called Republicans for the last 5 decades
Dare I say, he is the next Mitch McConnell?!? If he manages to not end up in prison by 2040, I’ll start preparing for his future presidency when he hits 80 or so
Continue delivering for the people aka billionaires. The rest aren’t even people to him.
I just want a nice economy and social safety net.
Mike Johnson spied on his boys’ internet searches…'nuff said.
Give it a few more years. Republicans will reverse the reversal, after Hakeem Jefferies squanders his majority on handouts to Israel and Obama Liberals scream that nothing good is actually possible.
Then we’ll be back to liberals kicking and screaming about stupid idiot flyover country and posting “Karma, Bitch!” on hurricane maps headed into the Gulf.
If only LiBeRaLs could listen to tankies. Then the world would be perfect.
