usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square179fedilinkarrow-up11.21Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.19Karrow-down1external-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square179fedilink
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down1·1 year agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-squarekatre@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·1 year agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-squarenfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squareArugulaZ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoFrom Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 year agoTo be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
Every accusation …
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved