- This one:   
- How did you get into my room to get this picture?! :-P 
 
- You forgot one. This is the Pike I am. Tripping balls on Orion Delaq.  
- Feeling very 8. Need to get away from it all for a bit. Already got the beard.  - Honestly, same. My beard is a bit scraggly right now too. - We all made this decision together separately?   - 😂😂😂 - Top 10 Trek moments, right here! 
 
- Resistance is futile. We will adapt your beard to service…us 
 
 
 
- Same bb same 
 
- “Name’s Pike. Johnny Pike. Don’t touch the hair.”  
- No regular (TOS) Pike?  
- Just realized we’re missing some more Pike:    - Oh yeah. He was a good Pike despite the shortcomings of that timeline. - Not as entertaining as your Renaissance Pike, but yes, not a bad Pike 
 
 
 
- Strong 8 vibes today 
- Where did image #9 originate? I’m afraid to do my own research, because that’s some phantom of the opera level shit and I want to wipe it away from my visual memory. - Pike ruminates about the future that lays ahead of him, but has been informed of in the first episode of Strange New Worlds. It’s a callback to the TOS pilot “The Cage”. He’s made aware of his fate during season 2 of DISCO. 
 
- Beep 
- 9 - WWIII just started - These things are usually a string of discordant events that eventually get lumped together. A particular moment is often cited. The assassination of - Sir Francis DrakeArchduke Franz Ferdinand for WWI is the most well known. What do you think instigates the start?- Edit: My dumbass mixing up names - If everything continues like it does probably Ukraine or Israel? Depending on which escalates first, so probably the latter 
- …what? Did you mean Archduke Franz Ferdinand, or is there some sort of in-joke going on here that I’m missing? - Nah, just me mucking up my historical figures.  - Now I wanna play Uncharted. 
 
- I think you may be confusing the assassination for Vasco da Gama when he suddenly and unexpectedly died in India. - Or we could go full blown 'merica and say it didn’t “start” until the sinking of the RMS Lusitania well after shit got going. - I really should give Airplane II another chance. - All those films … the Airplane Series, Hot Shots, Naked Gun Series … they should be required viewing for a Memeology Education Program - An additional program would be everything Star Trek - I fear for the younger generation, and how much pop-culture they’d have to catch up on in order to understand tier 4 memes. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- I just trimmed my beard, I’m feeling rather dapper, and strapped myself into my beep chair  - And like that my prosthetic chair fell off I’m ruined 
 
 
- I’m a solid 8. In even sporting the same lazy style beard. 















