• grue@lemmy.world
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    The abyss is the ocean; the void is space.

    If you scream into the abyss, you’ll get water in your lungs and drown.

    If you stare into the void, you’ll just see stars and stuff (as opposed to staring into the abyss, which is mysterious and unsettling because you actually can’t see through it very far).

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      Ah damn. You must’ve gotten the wrong version. Sorry about that but the quick fix is to try to override it when thinking about it so yea…

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        I’m running the “terminally online” version and when I try thinking about it my kernel panics and then starts requesting me to turn off critical system processes. Is there a tech support number I can not call to not fix this issue I’m unwilling to face, making it worse? Or idk… somewhere I can scream into without being told not to, due to insurance coverage issues?

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          You need the Void DLC as that would cover the liability issues with your abyss, unfortunately it sometimes gets full, leading to long periods of weeping during happy moments.

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    3 days ago

    WRONG

    null is to scream at:

    echo "aaaaaaahh!!!!" >/dev/null

    random is to stare at

    cat /dev/random

    or if you just wanna think about it a little bit:

    head /dev/random

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    Look, I’m a busy man. I don’t have time to stare into an abyss, then scream into a void. I need something universal.

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      Well, abyss certainly has the spirit but the technique seems off. Try gently guiding abyss with clear, direct instructions, like “lower” or “mas lengua”, to help them improve. Lovemaking, like all relationships, is all about communication.

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    Be wary of subscribing to the void too. I cancelled a long time ago, but for some reason they keep calling.