PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square156fedilinkarrow-up1741arrow-down112
arrow-up1729arrow-down1imageAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square156fedilink
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 days agoCan also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoCan confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoSo what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoNope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house. /blinks franticly at the camera
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours ago …be… sure… to… drink… your… ov- You son of a bitch
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoSo if I’m walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can’t tell her to come on in?
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Can confirm; am vampire
Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
So what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.
/blinks franticly at the camera
You son of a bitch
So if I’m walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can’t tell her to come on in?