Fun size:
But where can I get the LEGO pipette.
TBH, I have a small personal massager I use for my face. Vibrating the sinuses helps make all the mucus and gunk move, like jiggling a ketchup bottle. It helps my sinus headaches.
But yeah, they knew.
I never even thought how much that could help with clogged sinuses! Oh wow I’ve gotta find one to help that. It’s so painful during allergy season!
It helps a ton. Facial massage and neti pots help me survive the worst congestion.
“it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”
I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!
Edit: it’s for “klopfing” the “schnitzel”. I love schnitzel.
Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!
I have a meat pounder that fits about right!
Now you’re just quoting the porn parody Goldiefucks and the Threesome Bears word for word!
PS: Nice meat pounder, bro 🤜
An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.
If it has a cum tube you can still use it as a pipette
Delete this please
Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.
A lawn aerator?
bad dragon?
Clearly it’s a potato cannon
Man I miss my potato launcher now
My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.
Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?
“It is imperative that the graduated cylinder not be damaged”
You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases…
Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.
Uh… Is in a eppendorf tube…?