• Alteon@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    When your girl got her feet up in the air during any of the following sex positions:

    • Anvil
    • Butterfly
    • Shoulder Holder
    • Viennese Oyster

    Your brain starts associateling feet with sex. Like, you can still think feet are gross, but the second your brain makes that association, you’re done.

    For me, my wife also LOVES foot rubs…which would often lead to sex as well. So my brain went full Pavlov and made that jump. I mean, it’s like anything else, gotta be clean (after shower is best) and well-kept. I’m not going near anyones stinky, busted, janky, warty, fungus ridden foot.

    I remember in my 20’s going, wtf why would anyone ever like feet!?, to being super embarrassed that I was turned on by it, to just enjoying life and embracing it.