[a farmer is talking in front of an angry crowd, pitchforks and all] I use the worst pesticides on my crops, raise animals in cramped conditions, take their babies away for slaughter, and have little respect for the environment
[the same farmer is talking in front of a now happy crowd, hearts and all] I’m a small local independent farmer though
they produce enough bullshit to make internet points lol.
man i do that just eating my midnight salsa. speaking of which, it’s time for my 2:35 salsa.