fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down131
arrow-up1263arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square137fedilink
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoThat’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them. Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision? A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”